me: okay time for school me: I should get up me: just five seconds me: five minutes me: five hours me: five days me: five years
Wake up 👉 look at phone 👉 replies to a text 👉 pass back out.
"What time is it?.." "There’s a clock right there" "DID I ASK YOU WHERE THE CLOCK WAS?"
This is how my week goes: Mooooonnnnnddaaaaaaaaay Tueeeesssdaaaaaaayyyyy Weeedddnnnesssdayyyyy Thursssssdaaaaaaaayyyyy FridaySaturdaySunday.
Monday: No! 😴 Tuesday: Ugh. 😞👎 Wednesday: Why? 😒✌Thursday: Omg. 😱👊 Friday: Finally. 😁👍 Saturday: Yes! 😍👌 Sunday: Crying.😢👎
Me every morning: Don’t wake me up up up up up up Don’t wake me up up up up up up Don’t me up up up up up up Don’t wake me up Don’t wake me.
I just really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really don’t care.